The care and feeding of a decent woman, or How to keep a girlfriend

Do what you say you will.Making what you do match what you say you'll do is the most important part of this principle, so it may be as easy as promising less, or nothing. 
But if you say you will call/ show up/ remember/ etc - you've got a contract.  Place it in the same priority as a contract with the devil - do it. 
 
She comes as often as you do.It doesn't have to be in the same session, sometimes she'll want to give you one, but you'd better balance the count within a 48 hour period.  The next day is good.  Isn't there some saying about a woman unsatisfied?  Hell hath no fury?
 
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