Discombobulated: To be thrown into a state of confusion.

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

Old one, but still made me smile

Yesterday health scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis, the presence of female hormones in beer were revealed and men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became over emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong. No further test is planned.

1 comment:

Chas said...

Old jokes are like old wine, they have either matured or turned to vinegar. Of course, vinegar is the funniest substance known to science.