When a penis is too big!

Let's talk about equal representation via San Francisco  via Straight White Guy

According to a recent item in the British newspaper The Sun, nude scenes spotlighting actor Colin Farrell's full-frontal manhood have been cut from his new film, "A Home at the End of the World." Sounds painful, eh? The paper quoted an undisclosed publicist -- sorry, an undisclosed source -- as claiming the dimensions of the offending member disrupted a test screening. "The women were overexcited," said the source, "and the men looked really uncomfortable."
Feh. Cry me a river. Women have been feeling uncomfortable for decades while men whooped and gawked at onscreen female nudity. Now that the sock is on the other foot, it seems the patriarchy is feeling inadequate. Methinks the patriarchy needs to take a tranquilizer. Bring on the penises! Let the women get "overexcited." My God, they've earned it.