Hmm a bit miffed that I didn't know today was Talk Like a Pirate Day!
I could have shivered me timbers with the rest of you!
Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
By popular demand ...
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!
3 comments:
I rather liked the line from men to women:
"Prepare to be boarded"
Scotsman
Number 3 is my fav, followed by number 1
I have to agree - but also think 6 followed by 9 works for me...
Scotsman...Your No 1 Fan
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