How ill do you have to be to say no to a BJ?

A good friend of mine is quite ill at the moment, however not too ill to resist sending an email in reply to my 'do you need anything', along the lines of "no I have got K around, she's making sure all my needs are taken care of"

It's as the Platypus says,
" I could have a leg chopped off and be offered a BJ and it would be ok..."

A few years ago my then bf was in hospital, he was in traction due to his disc slipping, when I went to visit I asked if there was anything I could do to cheer him up and yes his request was a BJ. Don't think it did his back much good but it was a better than a bunch of grapes!