What do the voters* think?
The Issue
A loose coalition of sartorially-challenged individuals known as "Let It All Hang Out" has called on the government to relax public nudity laws.
The Debate
- "For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and polyester!" yelled protester Alexei Broadside, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn. "We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My body--my choice to dangle!"
- "I agree," mused sociology professor Randy Jones. "But I don't think the protestors are going far enough. Public nudity shouldn't be an option: it should be compulsory. Nudity is highly liberating. And it would put that disgusting "Hooters" out of business once and for all."
- "Whoa, whoa," says noted accountant Jean-Paul Frederickson. "Are these people serious? The last thing I want to see when I'm out for a coffee is some lumbering, over-weight nudist coming down the sidewalk toward me. If people want to get naked, they can do it in the privacy of their own homes. Think of the children!"
1, 2 or 3 ?
*That's you readers by the way!
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