Discombobulated: To be thrown into a state of confusion.

Monday, February 21, 2005

April

April looks like being the next time I'm going to have any decent amount of free time to myself!

So when I received an email from my sister this morning and saw it was a list, I barely glanced at it, its not as 'seasoned' as the wise words that Platypus got from his sibling but just now as I snatched a few moments to drink some soup (its hot, thank goodness) I took another look. Some of these rang a bell with me today, especially the last two.

WORDS TO LIVE BY ...
  • Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
  • Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
  • Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
  • Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
  • Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
  • If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
  • If you lend someone $200, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
  • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
  • Never buy a car you can't push.
  • Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.
  • Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
  • The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
  • When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  • Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
  • You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
  • We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
  • A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
  • Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
  • Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
  • Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

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