Discombobulated: To be thrown into a state of confusion.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Blondes

Now I've nothing against blondes, no really, not at all, even though every single time I've been cheated on its been with a blonde. But anyway, here's a blonde joke that made me smile today.

A blonde women was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror and then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.".


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