Monologues

Today I was sent an invitation to attend "two short monologues about women"

What's in the psyche of a woman (or a man, in the case of performer Richard Chua) when "she" goes searching for the perfect pair of shoes, and what's it like waiting for "her" man to come?

I probably won't go, I already know that the first doesn't exist and the 2nd probably doesn't either!