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Sunday, September 26, 2004

The Woman Manual

The Woman Manual- The practical step-by-step guide to women's health, for men.

OK guys, here's something you should take a look at .........


Do you know what's going on under her bonnet?
Haynes Publishing has, for more than forty years, helped people keep their cars on the road in countries all over the world by publishing maintenance manuals, but the latest title Women: all models, shapes, sizes and colours is intended to help men understand what's going on under a woman's bonnet, unravelling the mysteries of 'women's problems'. Despite the woman being the superior species (well it is a woman writing this Press Release!) all of this information is packed concisely in to one volume.



Although women's health may seem far removed from the mechanics of a car, The Woman manual makes important comparisons between women's bodies and the beloved car. This book will demonstrate how she can maintain her bodywork in optimum condition, prevent corrosion of vital parts, pass her MOT and keep her engine perfectly tuned.

A massage and a bar of chocolate will go a long way in reducing my stress, trust me!


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am not sure that Elemis offer the chocolate massage.

If they do - can I watch!

Scotsman

Anonymous said...

Would not be a good time to point out that most of the tools required to work on a car do not require batteries but...

Phil (flyingchair.net)