Favorite post of the day

No, not Wanbro telling me I'm "A little presumptive" thinking I'll be invited for breakfast, Shaky singing or even the Platypus featuring my favourite sort of shopping but Helen battling on .....

I grasped the pubic hair gently, worried that breaking it could cause pollen from the white pube to spread like a fine dust around my beaver, causing spores of other white pubic hairs to grow. I wondered if a weed whacker would be better here. Or electrolysis. I'm sure I could wire up a home version of it. After all, I have a toaster