Found this site, where it seems anything is for sale. No photos or pop ups.
Good for a giggle if not a purchase!
ELBOW PICS
For the measly sum of £5 you could walk away with a catalog of hot sexy pictures of my left elbow. Be amazed at its pointiness and how it orgasmically holds my arm together. Comes in a laminated easy wipe clean format.Weeneldo
naked cat shots
£100.00 for naked cat pictures. See her on the sofa, in the garden and even on my bed. She loves it. All prints on photoglossy paper and sent first class. First week 10% off. lucy
Drink
I will drink cherry coke for 10 pounds even though I like vanilla coke more. I know its a sacrifice.Wes Mantooth
Ad Writer
Are you trawling through the ads thinking..'Christ, I wish I was witty and hilarious in a way that allowed me to write an arse-looseningly funny advert on youwhores.com'..? Well, if you are a bit of a dullard who spends more time surfing the net reading time wasting garbage than interacting with 'real' people and are totally inept in the art of 'comic ad' writing just e-mail me your name and sexual preference and I will tailor you an advert EVEN better than this one! All for the bargain price of £1 or something....especially if you are a beautiful cyber-babe like 7 of 9, or someone!Ironic Chris
Bugger!
I cocked the e-mail address up - the irony just keeps on coming! Anyway, that's a pound I owe me.Ironic Chris
Wedding photos
A unique opportunity to purchase my entire wedding photo collection. Like my wife, photos have now outlived usefulness. £100 ono Guido
2 comments:
One addition that would be welcome to your website is one or more photos of you. If you already have some on your website, where are they? I was reminded of this when I read about photos of female elbows for sale.
I'll get around to photos some time. Can't promise an elbow view but maybe a toe!
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